Kezza's the bee's knees, the giraffe's tail, the cat's pyjamas. If we weren't such old friends, and she wasn't like the funny sister I never had, I'd be on her. Like 24/7.
You know how girls usually aren't that funny? Well this one is. In fact, it'd be pretty hard to find a dude good enough. But she doesn't seem to notice this which is ace coz it means that she's open minded, and gets on with everyone she meets.
I have to work next to her which is a pisser. No work gets done and the day is filled with stupidity and random stuff and that's all her fault. We're chained together in the office for the next three years and I wouldn't want to sit next to anyone else - she's got it all. But the nice thing about Kez is you can call her a whore and she'll find it funny. I once tried to swap her for a biscuit at the bar and was rightly admonished by the staff.
She likes a good festival, not the spit roast kind, and knows a hell of a lot about music. A future Peel? Special skills include speaking french, squatting, knife throwing and oral (probably).
Take a bit of the Kerry cherry, and you won't be disappointed. (Money back guaranteed).
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