Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Catch-22

"Bomb bay clear," Sergeant Knight in the back would announce.
"Did we hit the bridge?" McWatt would ask.
"I couldn't see, sir, I kept getting bounced around back here pretty hard and I couldn't see. Everything's covered with smoke now and I can't see."
"Hey, Aarfy, did the bombs hit the target?"
"What target?" Captain Aardvaark, Yossarian's plump, pipesmoking navigator would say from the confusion of maps he'd created at Yossarian's side in the nose of the ship. "I don't think we're at the target yet. Are we?"
"Yossarian, did the bombs hit the target?"
"What bombs?" answered Yossarian, who's only concern had been the flak.
"Oh, well," McWatt would sing, "what the hell."

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