Monday, October 23, 2006

Bashing nuts

It is round two of our extreme tea conker tournament, I get called out by Seb and we go toe to toe.

My conker quivers in fear at the end of its tether as Seb winds up an incredible move. It's taking conkers to the next level, like out of Tekken, doing something possible only with a level 2 knowledge of tapping buttons on your control pad really qickly:

He holds his nut like a num-chuck. First a spin, then a cross body throw, then back to a spin, and then in one smooth blur he jumps towards me. High in the air he pulls a full body 360 and on re-entry he swings his arm, and he slams the conker down - right into my elbow.

Bloody excellent.

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